Optimism is not in my DNA.

Ako po si Bea.

Lagi nyo pong tandaan na kahit hindi man ganun kasarap ang buhay, habang buhay ako masarap. Hrhr.

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Optimism is not in my DNA.

Posts tagged with joke.

Gaano ka man katalino, alam kong may kabobohan ka ring tinatago.

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May 21 at 8:37am · Like · View Post
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Dianne: Ang sexy mo na Ethel.

Ethel: Lumalaki tenga ko. Sing laki ng tenga ni Bambi.

Bambi =/= Dumbo

In this post: tfs  ethel mandane  HAHAHA  joke  
April 2 at 9:07am · Like · View Post
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Pedicab.

Boy: Knock knock

Girl: Who’s there?

Boy: Pedicab.

Girl: Pedicab who?

Boy: Pedicaba maligawan? :”>

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January 24 at 10:36am · Like · View Post
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Sa panahon ngayon, di na uso ang makiki-birthday. Makiki-binyag na.

In this post: lol  joke  korni  one liner  naging two liner  dalawang period  tagalog  joke  tae  pwet  
January 5 at 6:29am · Like · View Post
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November 17 at 9:47am · Like · View Photo
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Dilaan mo muna ako at lawayan para tumigas at nang mas madaling ipasok sa butas.

-sinulid

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November 6 at 9:12am · Like · View Post
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